I think it would have to start with a cocktail and chat hour. Hors d'eouvres served. Champagne flowing. The men serving us. My husband slaving away in the kitchen. After a bit of that, he brings out the plates and serves us. It should probably be multiple courses of small portions. A different wine for each dish. After that, the women retire to lounge while the men clean up. We are served desert and coffee.
At this point, it seems like a good time for some performance art. What to have them do? Sing and dance? No as men can't dance. I'm not sure what we would do then. Anyone have ideas? Maybe the desert is served on them in the way Japanese men use a naked woman for sushi. One of them could be shrink wrapped for sanitary reasons and we could place the different tastes all over him. Looking at this picture though, a banana leaf cut up could do the same thing. Have a few dipping sauces on there too - some whipped creme, melted caramel...maybe a fondue. What a mess we'd make!
I will need to think about this one a little more.
PS: My husband thought of a fun Halloween Party - have the men go as the women and the women go as the men and do their best to stay in the character of their partner. Doesn't that sound hilarious?
